//Sheriff Scraps// » 2008» July

AC/DC with Wings…

Seriously, nothing can compare to this… its aural bliss.
You’re welcome.

Down with your iPhone.

No, I’m not just jealous.  I happen to love my Tilt… I’m just so fed up with all the iPhone blogs and news articles.  Nearly every blog site I visit has been inundated by articles pertaining to the iPhone… Seriously how much can you say about them?  Your release was an epic failure, and your [...]

ATM awnings and wolf spiders, Oh my.

Don’t you hate it when you take down the local bank branch’s ATM awning?
Probably the most revolting thing I’ve ever seen.  I can’t even sit in my chair with this up.  EW, GEEK OUT.
The first IBM hdd in 1956.  Sweet.  Oh, and P.S…. it was 5MB.

And now to leave with a not-so-inspiring, but unfortunate truth [...]

Nothing will have happened.

Once upon a time, in some out of the way corner of that universe which is dispersed into numberless twinkling solar systems, there was a star upon which clever beasts invented knowing. That was the most arrogant and mendacious minute of “world history,” but nevertheless, it was only a minute. After nature had drawn a [...]

The sustain… listen to it.

We’re taking on water and about to ******* sink.  Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the State of the Web 2008.  (If you caught that reference you’re awesome.)
Is there something wrong with the volume on these crazy BBC News videos, Nigel Tufnel? (Again, if you caught that one, be my friend).
If you don’t have a local [...]

Search for a Sugar Daddy 2k8…

I must admit, I’d be a little freaked out.  Pretty awesome concept, however… especially when you see the reactions of the other people.  They aren’t sure what to do with themselves. HA!
If Albert Gore would have really been thinking, he’d have explained things this way.  Not that I think many males would be motivated to [...]

The truth of the transforming yak.

Anybody down for a brief flight through the Cumberland Valley?
For anybody who feels bad about not getting me a graduation present, do yourself a favor and order me one of these.
Afraid of gift duplication?  Go ahead and order me one of these, then.
If you’re bored, and want to learn some pretty sweet Photoshop tutorials or [...]

Limited time segway muck ups.

I don’t have a lot of time tonight, so I’ll be snappy and leave you with one of my favorite picture series.  Ladies and Germs, President Bush falling off a segway.  (An oldie but goody- gets me everytime.)

Famous Christian Duck.

Here I am again.  Back with more of the same internet scraps to fill you with joy.  I know you have been hitting the refresh button since you clicked the last link yesterday.  Why, I can almost feel your glowing smiles from here… you know… if I were capable of feeling emotions.
I’m on the fence [...]

Pillars of life: Butterstick.

Back tonight with new colors, new content, and the same cynical attitude.  I’d tell you this is good stuff, but nobody would actually believe such a thing.  That and it would be due to the overwhelmingly intoxicating fumes being emitted from my dog’s exit path.  It is actually burning my sinuses (true story).
Onto more exciting [...]

//Sheriff Scraps// » 2008» July
//Sheriff Scraps// » 2008» July